How Stokie Are You?

Do you know your Shug from Shag? It's time to wax up on yuor Stokie knowledge!
1. It's Monday night, and you've had a few too many pints of Strogbow in the Reginald Mitchell in Hanley, what time do they close and make you move on to find a kebab?
a) 12 midnight
b) 1am
c) 2am
d) 3am

2. What supermarket will let you park your car for free in Hanley if you spend £5 in the store?
a) Sainsburys
b) Tesco
c) Morrisons
d) Iceland

3. Alright shug, you cummin up castle later, we're goin to spoons!' What is this person asking you?
Hello friend, are you going to go to Newcastle-under-Lyme with me later on, we're going to pay a visit to The Wheatsheaf
Hello friend, are you going to go to Newcastle-under-Lyme with me later on, we're going to pay a visit to The Arnold Machin
How are you, you big sexy lump of sugar? Are you going up to the castle later? We're going to throw cutlery at the gentry!
I haven't a clue...

4. You get on a 66 bus from Hanley bus station, where are you going to end up?
Tunstall
Blurton
Heron Cross
The Moon

5. Everyone knows there are a lot of Subways in Stoke-on-Trent, but from just how many places can you get your fill of steak and cheese served on a delicious 12" honey and oat baguette? (note: this doesn't include the Newcastle one)
3
4
5
6

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